Letters to the Human Race… from the catVicky HallsLabel: CassellDescription: Dear Human Race It is with much regret and a huge sigh of frustration that I am writing this letter. For generations you have been taking our goodwill for granted but it behoves me as a representative for my species to say 'enough is enough'. You are unpredictable and inconsistent often behaving in a way that is illogical to us and frankly unhygienic (all that touching!). I believe the modern phrase is 'You just don't get me!' Well no more. My fellow felines and I have put pen to paper and paw to keyboard to write a series of letters that I believe will put you on the path to understanding where you've gone wrong. We feel we have covered most of your most common errors - from the food you give us (both the lack of quality and quantity) and your insistence on having other cats (and even dogs) in the house to your bizarre toilet habits and our obsession with your socks. Consider this your performance review from cats... and you don't come out well. Yours sincerelySidney Fishbone Esq.
